Clean joke about coffee
Shortly after tying the knot, a young married couple started arguing over who should make the coffee. Being a good Christian woman, the wife went to the scriptures for her answer. She said that the Bible specifically stated that men should be the ones to make the coffee.
Puzzled, the husband asked her where in the Bible it said that. Very confidently, the wife opened up her Bible and said: “It’s right here—HEBREWS.”
Why did the espresso keep checking its watch? Because it was pressed for time!
How does a coffee bean say goodbye? "Have a brew-tiful day!"
Why was the coffee always late? It got mugged every morning!
What did the coffee report to the police? It was mugged!
How do you know if a coffee is a comedian? It always has a latte jokes!
What’s a coffee’s favorite karaoke song? “Don’t Stop Believin’” by Brew Perry!
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
How does a coffee say hello to the rest of the world? It gives a little 'mocha' greeting!
Why did the coffee break up with its mug? It found someone 'grinder'!
How does a coffee find a soulmate? Through 'instant' chemistry!
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